Happy 4th of July, everyone. Please do your best to make this a safe holiday. The following are suggestions of things not to do to ensure that you have a happy, healthy holiday.
#1 Shooting Roman Candles at people/pets.
#2 Launching bottle rockets from any orifice, to include: nose, ear, mouth, anus, hole created by #1.
#3 Throwing explosive devices into any porcelain waste conveyance system.
#4 Strapping whistling bottle rockets to dog's tail.
#5 Drunk driving.
Bye!
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This list all sounds like things your father would have/might have done!
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