According to sources within the poice department, Ronny was found with multiple claw marks, soaking in a pool of his own blood (or ketchup). An un-identified source within the PD listed James McClickers, aka Jimmy Crack Claw, as the prime suspect.
A witness at the scene of the crime stated that he heard somone say, "Now hush, puppy," around the time of the murder.
I know that was a long way to go for a fried food joke, but c'mon.
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ENTIRELY too much time on your hands, or should I say claws?
Generally funny and creative, although slightly immature and could use a couple more sub-plots. I'd give it a solid 7 1/2.
Work on it...
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