Sarah Palin's Contribution to Literature

For those of you that are interested, I just "read" an early release of Sarah Palin's new book, Tracking Fun with Sarah and Mortimer!.

Tracking Fun with Sarah and Mortimer is a 26 page tour de force featuring Governor Palin and Mortimer the Moose. The book begins with Palin, decked out in couture hunting regalia, sighting in on Mortimer and firing. Unfortunately she misses Mortimer's lungs and, having only been wounded, he takes off into the forest. What follows is a Where's Waldo-esque series of increasingly amusing scenes where you must pick Mortimer out of a crowd. For example, after examing one scene, you'll find that it's actually Mortimer's adorable face hidden in the swadling blanket in Bristol's arms at a depiction of a Palin family reunion.

The book concludes when *SPOILER ALERT* you turn to the last page to find Mortimer splayed out alone on a field of pristine white snow having died of exsanguination.

Tracking Fun with Sarah and Mortimer will be available in time for Christmas orders.